Demonika's Domination 2
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Demonika has just come back from a great swim and to her dismay, she finds some looser sleeping on her couch. She immediately goes toward him and cusses him out, and he is so hung over he doesn't know how he got there or anything. You see he is a spring breaker and just having fun. She then throws him to the ground and starts punishing him for his intrusion into her room. Demonika has incredibly strong legs and wraps them around her victim over and over again, face sitting, headlocks, amongst many other moves. Great action and trash talk too! Demonika is really coming on strong now with her Spring Breaker Intruder. She gets behind him in a power headlock bringing him down to the ground. Mind you . . . he is 6'3" 285 lb and her strength is enough to falter him. She jumps on him in schoolboy pins, facesitting, and front and reverse head scissors to name a few. She is a power dynamo and her action is nonstop!!! Strong and muscular Demonika has been thrashing and teaching her Spring Break Intruder and a big lesson. He now seems to be enjoying her torture and wants to worship her muscles and touch her breasts. She still is disciplining him with her powerful front and reverse head scissors, face sitting, and body scissors. How will this end? Watch her triumphant in the end. !!!
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Demonika's Domination 1
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Demonika has just come back from a great swim and to her dismay, she finds some looser sleeping on her couch. She immediately goes toward him and cusses him out, and he is so hung over he doesn't know how he got there or anything. You see he is a spring breaker and just having fun. She then throws him to the ground and starts punishing him for his intrusion into her room. Demonika has incredibly strong legs and wraps them around her victim over and over again, face sitting, headlocks, amongst many other moves. Great action and trash talk too! Demonika is really coming on strong now with her Spring Breaker Intruder. She gets behind him in a power headlock bringing him down to the ground. Mind you . . . he is 6'3" 285 lb and her strength is enough to falter him. She jumps on him in schoolboy pins, facesitting, and front and reverse head scissors to name a few. She is a power dynamo and her action is nonstop!!! Strong and muscular Demonika has been thrashing and teaching her Spring Break Intruder and a big lesson. He now seems to be enjoying her torture and wants to worship her muscles and touch her breasts. She still is disciplining him with her powerful front and reverse head scissors, face sitting, and body scissors. How will this end? Watch her triumphant in the end. !!!
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The Burglar and the Walkyrie
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
The burglar decided to try to break into a house of Jana that he should never have broken into. He makes his way by the window and finds a window open and creeps in. She then comes down the stairs. He sees she's a huge muscular woman. Without warning, she grabs him by the throat, throws him to the ground, and then stomps her foot on his neck. She then strips him down and puts on very heavy body scissors and a face lock as she hears him whimper in pain. She puts on more pressure and then smothers him with her butt and her strong muscular breasts and then starts rubbing his crotch as he starts to feel dazed She continues by putting head scissors on him as he lays there with her on top of him as she continues to stroke him after putting a painful head-scissor on him She then face smothers him more and more making hard for him to breathe twisting his nipples. She starts showing off by flexing her beautiful sexy muscles. She makes him worship her muscular legs by telling him to feel my powerful thighs as he continues to do so. She lays beside him feeling him up as he gets excited and starts smiling enjoying it as he gets totally relaxed she grabs his head and puts a huge face lock on him taking away his air he collapses on the floor and walks off camera.
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Brazilian Massage 3
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Dressed like a Brazilian on the beach, with a local cap and sunglasses, Wedge will long remember his brazilian adventure in Paris. Yasmin, a beautiful Jiu-jitsu expert with extremely powerful adductors, is determined to teach him her conception of brazilian massage. She will successively review her whole massage catalogue, containing terrible and various submission holds. “Do you feel this pressure in your stomach ? Do you know where it’s coming from ? it’s coming from my butt” “Feel my butt”. Yasmin has a very handsome curvy sexy body which would be the dream of every guy on earth. There is a reason if brazilian butts are said to be the most beautiful in the world. Her body is a perfect mix of sensuality, beauty, sexyness and power, her beauty spot still highlighting the sex appeal of her nice face. But don't trust her slim body and smooth skin because she's incredibly strong and skilled. She loves overpowering and controlling men, playing with them and calling the tune at her own rythm. Wedge is her prey, subjugated by her beauty. Like Kaa singing "trust in me", she's wrapping her long and never ending legs around hime like a python. At the beginning he doesn't feel much, but she's applying little by little a pressure which suffocates him and makes him scream. Her thighs are powerful and her scissors are strong. She will squeeze him stronger and stronger until he begs in french and portuguese at her demand. He will endlessly suffer. Her great flexibility will allow her to apply painful leg locks (double legs) and armlocks of various kinds. She demonstrates her power in an absolutely delightful teasing way . This movie contains a lot of hugs, body scissors, head scissors, figure4, armbars, sleepers, headlocks, facesitting… successively applied one after another. But you will find moments of sensuality which are the well-known speciality of latine girls. She will ask him to kiss her neck. She will cuddle him with sensuality, rubbing him on her sexy body, using him like a toy. She's asking him to stroke her biceps, massage her legs, kiss her body “feel my muscles”, while applying deep breast smotherings. If you like sensual girls with nice butt and boobs, powerful legs, and domination talk, this video is yours!
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Brazilian Massage 2
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Dressed like a Brazilian on the beach, with a local cap and sunglasses, Wedge will long remember his brazilian adventure in Paris. Yasmin, a beautiful Jiu-jitsu expert with extremely powerful adductors, is determined to teach him her conception of brazilian massage. She will successively review her whole massage catalogue, containing terrible and various submission holds. “Do you feel this pressure in your stomach ? Do you know where it’s coming from ? it’s coming from my butt” “Feel my butt”. Yasmin has a very handsome curvy sexy body which would be the dream of every guy on earth. There is a reason if brazilian butts are said to be the most beautiful in the world. Her body is a perfect mix of sensuality, beauty, sexyness and power, her beauty spot still highlighting the sex appeal of her nice face. But don't trust her slim body and smooth skin because she's incredibly strong and skilled. She loves overpowering and controlling men, playing with them and calling the tune at her own rythm. Wedge is her prey, subjugated by her beauty. Like Kaa singing "trust in me", she's wrapping her long and never ending legs around hime like a python. At the beginning he doesn't feel much, but she's applying little by little a pressure which suffocates him and makes him scream. Her thighs are powerful and her scissors are strong. She will squeeze him stronger and stronger until he begs in french and portuguese at her demand. He will endlessly suffer. Her great flexibility will allow her to apply painful leg locks (double legs) and armlocks of various kinds. She demonstrates her power in an absolutely delightful teasing way . This movie contains a lot of hugs, body scissors, head scissors, figure4, armbars, sleepers, headlocks, facesitting… successively applied one after another. But you will find moments of sensuality which are the well-known speciality of latine girls. She will ask him to kiss her neck. She will cuddle him with sensuality, rubbing him on her sexy body, using him like a toy. She's asking him to stroke her biceps, massage her legs, kiss her body “feel my muscles”, while applying deep breast smotherings. If you like sensual girls with nice butt and boobs, powerful legs, and domination talk, this video is yours!
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Brazilian Massage 1
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Dressed like a Brazilian on the beach, with a local cap and sunglasses, Wedge will long remember his brazilian adventure in Paris. Yasmin, a beautiful Jiu-jitsu expert with extremely powerful adductors, is determined to teach him her conception of brazilian massage. She will successively review her whole massage catalogue, containing terrible and various submission holds. “Do you feel this pressure in your stomach ? Do you know where it’s coming from ? it’s coming from my butt” “Feel my butt”. Yasmin has a very handsome curvy sexy body which would be the dream of every guy on earth. There is a reason if brazilian butts are said to be the most beautiful in the world. Her body is a perfect mix of sensuality, beauty, sexyness and power, her beauty spot still highlighting the sex appeal of her nice face. But don't trust her slim body and smooth skin because she's incredibly strong and skilled. She loves overpowering and controlling men, playing with them and calling the tune at her own rythm. Wedge is her prey, subjugated by her beauty. Like Kaa singing "trust in me", she's wrapping her long and never ending legs around hime like a python. At the beginning he doesn't feel much, but she's applying little by little a pressure which suffocates him and makes him scream. Her thighs are powerful and her scissors are strong. She will squeeze him stronger and stronger until he begs in french and portuguese at her demand. He will endlessly suffer. Her great flexibility will allow her to apply painful leg locks (double legs) and armlocks of various kinds. She demonstrates her power in an absolutely delightful teasing way . This movie contains a lot of hugs, body scissors, head scissors, figure4, armbars, sleepers, headlocks, facesitting… successively applied one after another. But you will find moments of sensuality which are the well-known speciality of latine girls. She will ask him to kiss her neck. She will cuddle him with sensuality, rubbing him on her sexy body, using him like a toy. She's asking him to stroke her biceps, massage her legs, kiss her body “feel my muscles”, while applying deep breast smotherings. If you like sensual girls with nice butt and boobs, powerful legs, and domination talk, this video is yours!
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Vegas Kerfuffle
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Venice Beach Studios)
MJ Dominator Strong Feet. Our INTERN SESSIONEE gets a little too helpful as he admires the physically capable MJ DOMINATOR stretch her muscular physique at a local private gym. His lechery only gives our Amazon an excuse to torture him mercilessly. MJ proceeds to punch him out and use her powerful legs to apply all manner of scissor holds. His stubborn insistence allows MJ to exercise EXTREME MUSCLE CONTROL as she uses her baseball sized biceps and dense thighs to teach our sessionee a painful lesson by choking him to near unconsciousness before finishing him off with her infamous death grip.
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SportsBook 702
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Venice Beach Studios)
In this drama, the strong and sexy LILLY ICE runs into her INTERN SESSIONEE after he inadvertently lights his cigarette with her winning sports ticket. As he makes excuses Lilly gets pissed then decides to take him down and severely punish him. With powerful athleticism the blonde powerhouse puts her muscles to good use and immediately chokes him into submission with a crushing neck scissors. After taking his breath away she refuses to let him breathe and smothers him in many different ways before finishing him off with a multitude of scissors holds and spine bending figure fours, crushing the life out of him. From such sexiness comes such deadliness.
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Monica Mollica 3
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
We introduce Monica Mollica, a champion bodybuilder and awesome new female combatant. She's not a wrestler, but more than makes up for it with sheer size and good looks. This lengthy match was the first one for Monica and her male opponent is no slouch. But all the Mighty Mollica has to do is get her hands on him and envelope the Sessionee deep into her powerful muscles so she can squeeze and crush him until he can't take it anymore. This is a one sided struggle all the way.
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Monica Mollica 2
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
We introduce Monica Mollica, a champion bodybuilder and awesome new female combatant. She's not a wrestler, but more than makes up for it with sheer size and good looks. This lengthy match was the first one for Monica and her male opponent is no slouch. But all the Mighty Mollica has to do is get her hands on him and envelope the Sessionee deep into her powerful muscles so she can squeeze and crush him until he can't take it anymore. This is a one sided struggle all the way.
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Monica Mollica 1
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
We introduce Monica Mollica, a champion bodybuilder and awesome new female combatant. She's not a wrestler, but more than makes up for it with sheer size and good looks. This lengthy match was the first one for Monica and her male opponent is no slouch. But all the Mighty Mollica has to do is get her hands on him and envelope the Sessionee deep into her powerful muscles so she can squeeze and crush him until he can't take it anymore. This is a one sided struggle all the way.
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The Debt Collector 3
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Claudia Partenza is visited by a debt collector. She tells him "tomorrow", he says no. She tries to persuade him with her feminine charms - still no. If gentle persuasion won't work, it's time to bring her powerful muscles and expert wrestling ability to the change his mind. So she throws him onto her bed, gets on top of him, and his torment begins. She wrestles with him, including a head lock, a head scissors, a reverse head scissors, armlock, breast smother, face sitting. He kisses and worships her muscles, and finally she knocks him out with a figure four scissors.
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The Debt Collector 2
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athenta2)
Claudia Partenza is visited by a debt collector. She tells him "tomorrow", he says no. She tries to persuade him with her feminine charms - still no. If gentle persuasion won't work, it's time to bring her powerful muscles and expert wrestling ability to the change his mind. So she throws him onto her bed, gets on top of him, and his torment begins. She wrestles with him, including a head lock, a head scissors, a reverse head scissors, armlock, breast smother, face sitting. He kisses and worships her muscles, and finally she knocks him out with a figure four scissors.
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The Debt Collector
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Claudia Partenza is visited by a debt collector. She tells him "tomorrow", he says no. She tries to persuade him with her feminine charms - still no. If gentle persuasion won't work, it's time to bring her powerful muscles and expert wrestling ability to the change his mind. So she throws him onto her bed, gets on top of him, and his torment begins. She wrestles with him, including a head lock, a head scissors, a reverse head scissors, armlock, breast smother, face sitting. He kisses and worships her muscles, and finally she knocks him out with a figure four scissors.
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My Muscle Honey Bitch 2 (Vintage)
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
I love my Muscle Honey who is such a BITCH at times! She loves to dominate me with her muscles and lift and carry me around. She loves to back me into the wall and knee kicks to my belly. OOOO it hurts sooo good! Then she throws me on the bed by my hair and pounces all her 180 pounds of pure raw muscle on top of me and holds me down so i cannot get up. Hey guess what . .. I don't wanna get up! Won't ya cum and watch how bad she is!!! Ms. Blonde Muscle Power continues her total domination over her honey by pinning him down on the bed with her huge and powerful physique of raw female muscle. He cannot even move! She sits on his face with her hard humogous glutes. She then flips him over like a ragdoll and belly punches him , then it's body scissors from hell that will crush your ribs, and finally she pulls him to the floor in a crushing bicep head lock. She exemplifies Raw Blonde Female Muscle Power!!!
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My Muscle Honey Bitch (Vintage)
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
I love my Muscle Honey who is such a BITCH at times! She loves to dominate me with her muscles and lift and carry me around. She loves to back me into the wall and knee kicks to my belly. OOOO it hurts sooo good! Then she throws me on the bed by my hair and pounces all her 180 pounds of pure raw muscle on top of me and holds me down so i cannot get up. Hey guess what . .. I don't wanna get up! Won't ya cum and watch how bad she is!!! Ms. Blonde Muscle Power continues her total domination over her honey by pinning him down on the bed with her huge and powerful physique of raw female muscle. He cannot even move! She sits on his face with her hard humogous glutes. She then flips him over like a ragdoll and belly punches him , then it's body scissors from hell that will crush your ribs, and finally she pulls him to the floor in a crushing bicep head lock. She exemplifies Raw Blonde Female Muscle Power!!!
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Goddess Nadia - Worship Me, First-Timer
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
When the gorgeous, voluptuously shaped Nadia returns home from the club with a lusting male admirer in tow, she is thrilled to hear that he's never been with a strong, muscular woman before - Perfect! She relishes in taking the dominant role as she leads her all too interested male in his first muscle worship session, complete with tough erotic words and lots of sensual positions, where she is in total control! His hands touch her body in admiration, which leads to her pinning him to the floor with her thick, powerful form, making him cry out in pain, while also causing him to moan with arousal! Nadia smothers and squeezes his helpless frame, as she erotically talks about how strong she is, and how she plans to use her power over him, all night long!
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Windmills 2
Price: 5.00
(Undisclosed)
Following that first day, when Steph showed me her new, gym toned body, and demonstrated her superior physical power, things began to change in our marriage. It wasn't just the dynamic of our sex lives either, the whole nature of our relationship changed. I don't think it was the fact she could (and did) now take full control in bed - it was the fact I loved it. This was something quite different and fed into the dynamics of life together outside the bedroom. It wasn't like I used to be undisputed head of the household and all that had suddenly changed. Steph had always made more money than me and we had always made out decision together. The important stuff, like about the household or where to live. But I had always kind of had the final say. I guess it was just the natural pattern of things, one that we'd always followed without thinking or discussing things. But once she started regularly kicking my ass on the wrestling mats, usually before carrying me to bed and dominating me, other aspects of our lives started changing too. I mean, I had always harboured secret domination fantasies, I watched videos online and things but I never thought it would be a reality of my life. But now Steph had taken full control of our love life, quite literally, I really began to lean into it and open myself up to those parts of me I'd never allowed before. Steph for her pert helped with her renewed sexual appetite. The reality was we had never had this much sex. Not even when we were young. We were discovering a whole new life that neither of us had even realised we wanted. And it was exciting. For both of us. She thought up new ways to user her body and mine and we both delighted in playing together and indulging this new part of ourselves. It wasn't just the wrestling either. I had started to worship her. Both literally and figuratively. After one energetic bout of wrestling, Steph stood over me, then, with a curious look on her face, she put her foot on my face. I'd never had a thing for feet but within seconds, I was kissing and licking her foot and sucking on her toes, flat on my back, naked with my hard-on sticking straight up in the air. She looked down with me with a pleased look in her eyes, before she pulled her panties to the side and sat right on my face. She rocked herself to orgasm while I worked hungrily at her lips. When she came, she stood up, looked down at me and said, "What do you say?" I gazed up and her and responded, "Thank you... Mistress"
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Pizza Girl part two
Price: 5.00
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Revenge is a dish best served brass monkeys, unlike pizza. So, the next time I see Eric, I use my Pizzagirl power to step on the pedals and catch up with him. I silently approach from behind, and blast him with my compressed air powered horn, sounding at 130 decibels just like a 56 ton 18 wheel truck mere inches behind him. He was suitably startled, swerved, wobbled, wobbled some more and went down, making a very satisfactory scrunching sound as he hit the deck. "Good morning, Eric," I called out merrily as I sailed past. Karma soon caught up with me - it started raining. Cats and dogs. So I reacted the way I always do - I got wet. But the pizza was safely tucked away in my insulated pannier, and I was able to deliver it, still hot. I stood there looking like a drowned kitten while the customer fetched some bread, which wetness I believe contributed to the handsome tip he gave me. Another contribution might have been the way that my wet shirt clung to my thrupenny bits. I'll take whatever I can get, except getting stiffed.
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Pizza Girl part one
Price: 5.00
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Yes. I deliver pizza. Because someone has to, and I need a job. With the economy how it is post-Brexit (I still don't understand how we got conned into that) well-paying jobs are as rare as hen's teeth. So I'm a pizza delivery girl. And I'm Pizzagirl because a weird accident happened with the pizza microwave plus pineapple plus anchovies, which should normally never come in contact, let alone on top of pizza. Superman came from Krypton, Batman came from Gotham City, Wonder Woman came from Themyscira. I come from Neasden in London. Superman has superpowers because he's Kryptonese, Batman because he spends a lot of money on gadgets, Wonder Woman because she's an Amazon. Me? See above - the accident. Superman, Batman and WW all have secret identities, so when the accident happened, I realised I needed one. Because superheroes don't get paid. Can you imagine? Superman swoops down and saves a falling woman and then invoices her for $600. Wonder Woman worked part time at Taco Whiz and takes home minimum wage. No chance. So for my secret identity, I put on a pair of plain glass spectacles, because apparently that's all you need. But to be totally sure of secrecy, I also wore my hair in a ponytail instead of the falling locks that Pizzagirl wears.
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